Hahah - Sorry Dad! You are not a red neck! This is just too funny not to post.
So my parents have these neighbors who have annual 'LAWN MOWER RACES!!!'
Yes - true. B4 the weekend my dad thought that there would be over 50 racing. With very little coercing, my brother talked my dad into racing. Dan even souped up the lawmower by adding a bunch of racing stickers. Hahaha!!!! Anyway - Dad took second in his heat - Woo Hoo! Way to go! Hahah!!! I was told that there was a band and the party was a blast! Maybe next year I will join in the fun :)